三字经---精彩绝伦英文翻译

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>三字经---精彩绝伦英文翻译
>[大别山翁] 于 2003-09-19 21:14:27上贴
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>　　人之初：At the beginning of life.
>　　性本善：Sex is good.
>　　性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
>　　习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
>　　苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
>　　性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
>　　教之道：The way of learning it
>　　贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
>　　昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
>　　择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
>　　子不学：If you don't study hard,
>　　断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
>　　窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
>　　有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
>　　教五子 All his five son took it
>　　名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
>　　养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
>　　父之过 It is all your fault.
>　　教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
>　　师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
>　　子不学 You may refuse to study this
>　　非所宜 but that is a real mistake
>　　幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
>　　老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
>　　玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
>　　不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
>　　人不学 If you don't learn sex,
>　　不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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